Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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