before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
