My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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