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I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
