So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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