My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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