Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
So squirting runs in the family.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You ate ashes out of my bong
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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