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All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"

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This could be a compliment or an insult depending on what type of cucumber she meant

Submitted by yakturk43 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:13am

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Cucumbers are usually fairly large. Now if she said baby carrot I could see the insult. Know your veggies people

Submitted by wolf on Apr 7, 10 at 3:24pm

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- Now, I have had a girl say "baby carrot" before about mine. I couldn't get it "ready" for the experience, luckily she gave me another chance a week later and I improved a little. haha
  
  Submitted by blueyaa on Apr 7, 10 at 4:56pm
  
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- dude, a cucumber is too big.
  
  Submitted by bananastand on Apr 7, 10 at 6:39pm
  
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I LOVE LAMP

Submitted by tabeezy on Apr 7, 10 at 11:54am

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I LIKE BOOBIES

Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:55am

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- I HAVE BOOBIES. Get over it.
  
  Submitted by LetteBug on Apr 7, 10 at 11:51am
  
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  - Wish I could thumb-up *your* comment, instead of JerseyBoy's.
    
    Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 7, 10 at 11:59am
    
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    That sucks that you can't.
    
    Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 12:04pm
    
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    Weird.
    
    Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 12:05pm
    
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    you can actually if you organize by date posted instead of rating
    
    Submitted by jack on Apr 7, 10 at 3:59pm
    
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  - Yours must not be that nice then.
    
    Submitted by randomcommentguy on Apr 7, 10 at 6:14pm
    
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    My breasts are very nice, thanks.
    
    Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 8, 10 at 11:52pm
    
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    prove it :)
    
    Submitted by phenopsyche on Apr 10, 10 at 8:58pm
    
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    Ohh, my boyfriend would not like that at all.
    
    Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 11, 10 at 1:04am
    
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    Iunnos, you are such a tease.
    
    Submitted by destructo on Apr 15, 11 at 2:21am
    
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Maybe she meant to say "its like a cucumber", you know, green and bumpy.

Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 10 at 6:16pm

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Wouldn't that be a good thing...?

Submitted by SpartanSweetie on Apr 7, 10 at 11:42am

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It prolly hirts

Submitted by crackajake on Apr 7, 10 at 2:41pm

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Pussy is cool

Submitted by IncredibleMrE on Apr 7, 10 at 4:44pm

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A cucumber is big...

Submitted by suuup on Apr 7, 10 at 2:17pm

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That's a good thing

Submitted by sjc26 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:39pm

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a baby pickle is a cucumber ever thought of that?

Submitted by hugh_janus on Apr 7, 10 at 11:47pm

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This isn't funny........

Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 11:03am

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Yeah that fuckin hurts..

Submitted by randomgirl21 on Apr 8, 10 at 9:27pm

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Wouldn't you want to bang him?? Sign me up lul

Submitted by abcdefgHI on Apr 9, 10 at 2:24am

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If it's too big - which a cucumber would be - it could hurt during sex, depending on the woman.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 12:04am

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Females have to toe the line with big dicks to keep tight. Pornstars don't have to worry about it because chances are they ain't fuckin no one new. -sephy

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:55pm

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I LIKE TRAINS

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:46am

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- I like turtles.
  
  Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 7, 10 at 10:53am
  
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  - I like tuhtals!
    
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 7, 10 at 3:52pm
    
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Thats a compliment? Unless it is a small cucumber

Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 9:35pm

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This is not spam

Submitted by sircohan on Apr 8, 10 at 12:48am

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Rico do u really love the lamp

Submitted by enjoy420 on Apr 12, 10 at 5:24am

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maynard, your not funny.....

Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am

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I LIKE YAMS

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:57am

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that would be painful

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:34am

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Mmmmm. I want.

Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 7, 10 at 3:48pm

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I LIKE EGGS

Submitted by kakester on Apr 7, 10 at 10:59am

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whats with the random comments, i get boobs but eggs and trutles? you lost me, as for the comment, its most likely an insult, dont girls like large packages?

Submitted by sicklytwisted on Apr 7, 10 at 2:38pm

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I like cum all over an in My ass hole

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:00am

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is that a bad thing?

Submitted by iceprincess11 on Apr 7, 10 at 7:35pm

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As a girl I can tel u all tht a big dick is painful ..for me atleast . So I prefer th average ones

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:04am

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Phone numbrr please

Submitted by HeAteMyHeart on Apr 7, 10 at 3:27pm

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I don't see the problem, a cucumber sounds like the perfect size to me.

Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 6:30am

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okayyy.... so why would she not hook up with you?? obviously you have a big winky so why not?? that chick was dumb.....

Submitted by cama on Apr 7, 10 at 6:23pm

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Aaa and

Submitted by pabsiom on Aug 30, 13 at 6:45pm

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I LIKE BASEBALL

Submitted by bustanut on Apr 7, 10 at 5:25pm

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Mine's 'bout that size too ;)

Submitted by ffac789 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:31pm

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