What a fucking waste of an outfit
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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