don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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