you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize