Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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