Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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