so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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