Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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