Don't you send me to vm
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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