You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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