TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize