Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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