Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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