You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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