Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Randomize
