But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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