Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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