Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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