Barsexuality is the new black.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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