It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
