She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
barbara walters just said penis...
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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