Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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