The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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