apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
