Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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