He kissed a someone with a penis
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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