Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
