areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
