Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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