Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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