Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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