So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Randomize