first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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