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(609): View more from New Jersey

ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.

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(716): View more from New York

honey bunches of taint.

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(229): View more from Georgia

strike ten. I need to stop drinkng

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(404): View more from Georgia

she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.

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(516): View more from New York

That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.

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yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.

(516): View more from New York

Do you have to put it that way?

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(636): View more from Missouri

Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.

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(806): View more from Texas

I'm like a great zombie Jesus.

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