I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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