She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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