Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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