wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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