How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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