It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Say something about gay babies.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
