I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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