I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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