How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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