Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
i need some magic done to my vagina
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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