It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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