ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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