He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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