Its about making memories worth repressing
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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