Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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