A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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