Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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